MULTI-FAITH LIGHT BULB JOKES:
Q: How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to change the bulb, and one to not change the bulb.
Q: How many Taoists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: No takers. The idea that the bulb changing is merely a human mental formulation. It is not the Tao.
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but the bulb must want to change.
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (with mournful Yiddish accent) Don’t worry about me; I’ll just sit here in the -dark.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q /A: How many can you afford?
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